You know, when you think long and hard about it, doesn’t David come across as a very special boy?
His unblinking demands to know why anyone has a problem with his Treaty Referendum political hate stunt despite 90% of 300 000 submitters telling him in no uncertain terms isn’t his only brush with special.
David has also claimed that the Māori Chiefs who signed the Treaty would support him…
…and then he said that Jesus Christ, yes, THAT Jesus Christ, the beloved Son of God Almighty, would have supported ACT….
Act leader David Seymour believes Jesus may have supported his party, and would get the tick of endorsement were he to come back and run for Auckland or Wellington’s Mayoralty.
Look.
I’m no theologian, but after having a wee flick through the Bible, and I’m not sure David’s ever met Jesus, because uptight, anti-Māori libertarian incel isn’t the vibe Jesus is giving off.
It’s way more molotov cocktail throwing marxist…
Matthew 5:3 Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Mark 10:21 And Jesus, looking at him, loved him, and said to him, “You lack one thing: go, sell all that you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.”
Luke 6:20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said: “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God.
2 Corinthians 8:9 For you know the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, that though he was rich, yet for your sake he became poor, so that you by his poverty might become rich.
2 Corinthians 9:11 You will be enriched in every way to be generous in every way, which through us will produce thanksgiving to God.
Galatians 2:10 Only, they asked us to remember the poor, the very thing I was eager to do.
Ephesians 4:28 Let the thief no longer steal, but rather let him labor, doing honest work with his own hands, so that he may have something to share with anyone in need.
…Jesus seems pretty keen on a capital gains taxes and doesn’t sound like he wants to create loopholes for property speculators.
I also think after feeding the 5000 with 3 loaves and 2 fish he’d be very critical of David’s school lunch fiasco.
I don’t think Jesus would vote for ACT, I get the feeling Jesus would instead break the 7th seal outside David’s electorate office and unleash the Apocalypse and dump the entire ACT front bench into the 7th level of hell.
David Seymour arguing the Treaty signing Māori Chiefs, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ, the Prince of Peace, would all support him is as believable as Trump announcing he is transitioning into a Lesbian feminist!
IN FACT, there’s more chance of Trump transitioning into a lesbian feminist than the Treaty signing Māori Chiefs, Nelson Mandela and Jesus Christ supporting David Fucking Seymour!
David Seymour isn’t the messiah, he’s just a very special boy with a very active imagination.
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